In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for October 06, 2023

HE! IS! PUTT-ING!

(whispering) he is about to wake the monster.

My game? I’d miss. Bogey even if that lie were my tee shot.

I keep a telescopic ball retriever wrapped in leather in my bag, just for the gimmees.

Bet he misses

Astrophysicists golfing at the black hole.

oh yes, I mean after all how could he possible miss… :j

He’s got this….a long shot

I got a hole-in-one this morning. I chucked a small handful of vitamins/supplements into my mouth and a B-12 missed, bounced once on the floor and right into the cup holding the toilet brush. (I got a new one our of the box)

North Korean missile engineers on a golf outing?

Hey, I’ve seen that hole in the show Outer Range.

To say that’s a big hole is putting it mildly.

A special hole for the boss, at Mara logo ?

Why do crowds at the tennis and golf have to be quiet before the darling little prima donnas play. Can’t the sweet little fruitcakes concentrate?