Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 05, 2023

For someone who’s empty, Horace is really fed up.

Horace is clearly a bit tipsy today.

Nice try, Horace, but empty means empty…

I’d tilt it the other way, so that anything left will drip down from the upper part.

I especially like that “Empty” also points to his head.

Strong coffee.

TILT

Now, to tilt the coffee vender like that, wouldn’t Horace already have HAD to have coffee?!

Now wring it out, Horace! … there’s still a smidgen left in there!

that last bit of coffee always has a little extra kick…

You will not defy me of my desired drink! :D

but why didn’t it pour out of the cup…?

that red eye is SCAWY!

This is why more people are killed by vending machines than by sharks.

The lengths addicts will go to get their fix.

It’s always tough before that first cup of coffee.

You is needs horsepower to lifts that big machine.

Gotta be pretty desperate to want coffee out of the bottom of the pot/machine…

Good to the very last drop!

Horace is on a vendor bender.

Good, to the last drop ….. ;)

Coffee is one heck of a drug, and can only be overpowered by a lack thereof.

Don’t kink the water connection, Horace.

Never underestimate the Ingenuity of a Horace!

Horace is just a pour relation.

Yea, i can see how a coffee machine that reads “empty” would still have a few drips in it.