Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for September 22, 2023

It is that time of the year. Down the hatch.

That sounds like something that would make you sick, instead of help you!

Good food is medicine. Bad food needs medicine.

In this case pumpkin spice is bad food.

Reminds me of an episode of Elementary.

Elementary: The Adventure of the Nutmeg Concoction

My wife started the everything pumpkin spice phase of the year about a week or so ago. I found a picture of a can of Spam ™ which showed it as being Pumpkin Spice Flavored. I showed it to her and she was revolted by the idea, but then she’s revolted by Spam as it is. I like Spam but was revolted by the idea it might be pumpkin spice flavored. From what I saw it is a limited edition release.

https://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/Pumpkin_Spice_Spam

Cat, you took the hiss right out of my mouth.

Not that!

Contains phenylephrine! Never mind that it doesn’t work. We had a bunch left over.

Honey. Citrus. Pepper (either kind). Echinacea. Start from there.

Add Robitussin and ask a real doctor if none of that helps or if things get drastically worse.

I can see overdosing nightmare emerging!

Just what I was waiting for….NOT!

It had to happen. Muciquil was the only thing left that didn’t have pumpkin spice.

Pumpkin was my favorite Spice Girl.

Available for only a limited time (fortunately).