Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for October 03, 2023

I have seen many of these and I can’t figure out if Mr Lester is unclear on the rhyme scheme of limericks or if it is just intentionally wrong Every Time.

Mike Lester tries to be funny,

With limericks he feels are quite punny,

Sadly it seems,

Even in his own dreams,

His writing would not make him money.

Give credit to Mister Lester / and his efforts as a jester / his verse could be worse / it’s terse, but no curse / being a meter molester.

The rhymes are so bad that they’re good! Those who criticize them really should…step on a crack or sit on a tack. Write a funnier rhyme, if you would.

IDE like to report dropping from the Camel Building

Hey! That’s what the non-emergency number is for!!!!! :)

“From the top floor”?

My first job, I shared a cubicle with a smoker. The break area had a candy machine and a cigarette machine. Good times, cough!