FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 22, 2023

Oh, Andy!

If he is babbling incoherently, you better check his temperature again.

Roger, let’s think about having Andy iron that tie.

Yeah, that’s it.

That was my freshman year.

That was my whole college existence……unfortunately.

Some how I can’t imagine a drunk Roger, normally he acts like he is on drugs. I also wonder how he ever got into college because he is rock smart.

Yea, lets go with that!

After the fluids, not before.

Yes, generally in the mornings… especially Saturday and Sunday morning for some reason…

What does it take to be less than “so-so,” Andy?

Heck, I still babble incoherently

Ask him what the fluids were.

Something like that…..

That sounds frighteningly similar to EVERY year in college.

Like that time in my second year in Edinburgh when I came down with pneumonia. After a day or three on antibiotics I was back up and running. Azithromycin is great stuff.

I remember a strip where Peter was saying ‘Gobble, gobble’; he wasn’t imitating a turkey, but preparing for Thanksgiving.