UFO by Graham Harrop for September 24, 2023

Modelled on the “Hotel California”.

I don’t think they’e in Vancouver anymore. (Dorothy…)

I guess UFO promised to build them a better arena.

Canucks……No real loss to the NHL…..says the Bruins fan as he ducks for cover.

Will Graham be run out of town?

The UFO Hotel has three signs one notices upon entering.

They say Welcome, Bienvenidos, and GLUURGGK!!!!!

Oh, bad move. Canadians are very annoying, with all the pointless questions and false politeness.

“How do I enter supermarket” is a question I’ve been asked. I could not make this up.

Too many questions.

Their occupancy rate is good, but who’s paying the bills? Do the “guests” have to foot the bill for their own “trip”?

And what hotels are the competition for the Hotel of the Year Award? Are there other similar hotels on UFO? Or is this a galaxy-wide competition?

My mind is truly boggled.

Plus Hotel UFO offers unparalleled service…if you survive.

Don’t bother looking in the Stanley Cup final.

Great art! Did Hotel UFO prepare the ballroom with an ice floor?…

Hopefully, Hotel UFO has a zamboni.

The first panel of rhetoric tells the tale.

Hotel UFO is an UNQUALIFIED success.

Maybe they can take the Broncos for a bit until they are able to extricate their heads from their rears.

Be careful guys. You look like little green pucks.