Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 04, 2023

Her toothbrush got a workout

Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

Cleaning the toilet or doing laundry?

Yes. The toilet never gets filthy enough to be a problem, and our new washing machine works perfectly.

You’re a bad man, Stan.

I believe he used his wife’s toothbrush to clean the toilet.

With that much discord in his marriage they’re both better off not married to each other…

Either or.

And he always had a pristine toilet, she cleaned the toilet too.

First off it’s hard to imagine Stan being married, it had to be a match made in hell.

I’m gathering he’s no longer married?

Preferably hers of course…..

Pretty sure the punchline should be …“her toothbrush”.