Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 07, 2023

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    Superfrog  12 months ago

    And you could work banker’s hours.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 12 months ago

    Yeah, but it’s a lot riskier.

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    uniquename  12 months ago

    Yeah, but then you’d be fighting lawyers.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 12 months ago

    ( In a Monty Python voice ) Bloody Corporate Raiders !

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Oh, I don’t know…

    Personally, I’d choose politics, not the corporate sector.

    I mean, look at the Biden family. Rich as King Creosous, and they get to sic the FBI on their enemies.

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    ladykat  12 months ago

    Trust me, this job is safer.

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    AtariDragon  12 months ago

    You don’t get to Valhalla that way, and you will not be remembered in song. Well, aside from “Stubby Index Finger”.

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    geese28  12 months ago

    Or a politician

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    amaneaux  12 months ago

    Nah, vikings could never be ruthless enough for that.

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    DM2860  12 months ago

    Actually no. They really liked plundering monasteries as there was always a lot of gold and few effective defenders. If they actually used the donations to help the people, it would have saved a lot of their lives by reducing the incentive for attacks.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    Yelp gave this castle the highest raiding.

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    Mentor397  12 months ago

    Thanks, but I’m not that blood-thirsty yet.

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