Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for October 06, 2023

How about dollars instead of collars?

It’s weird that he’s considered incentives at all. Most companies just tell employees to come back.

“The Executives of Triskelion”…

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I’m too old school, I guess. Before I retired, I understood that my employer was paying my to do their bidding. Since the employer was willing to pay me to ‘do something’, I could choose to do it or not do it. The employer could choose to pay me or not pay me based on whether they liked my decision or not. With a few exceptions, I got paid for about 59 years.

I don’t understand why they WANT employees back in the office. We’re no less productive at home, we save on commute time, we don’t use office supplies….

Offer a hot lunch cafeteria. That will get most of them back.

Not until now ….

Gimme, Gimme shock treatment!