Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 29, 2023

You could “Roomba” your way to weight loss.

And do the hallways, too!!!

You can exercise at my house. First in the living room. Then the bedroom. And then…

I don’t think that decision was made in a vacuum.

The guy behind you who owns the place.

Stop complaining. Suck it up.

DysonRobics™

The janitor quit, so it’s multitasking time!

Dumbbell !!!

Some idiot male.

It’s for the janitor training class.

He was hoping to really clean up on that deal.

You look like you can beat him up in a snap.

Suction anyone?

I used to hate cleaning. But many years ago I made the connection in my brain that cleaning chores are just another part of my exercise routine. With the right positive attitude, I don’t even mind the bending and stretching to dust, and the pushing and pulling to vacuum.

Hard to hear the TV with those things on.

Clever. Ranks right up there with “wax on/ was off.”

I signed up for Zumba classes, not Roomba classes!

Didn’t think you would recognize them

Shut up and suck it up!

It’s that Bozo!

is forgiven

You got the genders of givers and receivers backwards. Women are not domestic laborers , men need to step upon the household maintenance department.

A Dead Man walking it would seem……

Nature isn’t the only one to abhor a vacuum.

I legit sweat when I vacuum, so I mean…