The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for November 12, 2023

I see that Sheldon Cooper had reincarnated already

Accuracy in reporting? He won’t last long.

Tumors the size of fruit.

By the time you measured it, it had already started melting, also called the Ice-n-berg Uncertainty Principle??

Hail is as hard and heavy as golf balls, not ping-pong balls. That’s why no-one compares hail to ping pong balls.

Meanwhile he’s a fact-checker.