MythTickle by Justin Thompson for November 03, 2023

Make sure they have the proper receipts.

They look more like the “empties”. I guess you can still return them for the body deposit.

Another version of Boxing Day……….

Some of those returns look recyclable. Might make it a bit easier.

Then you’d better get up and get moving Mr. Reaper Man. Those souls don’t return themselves.

Hey — we only accept returns in “like new” condition

If Death takes a special interest in any holiday, it’s the Fourth of July.

Funny! Many unhappy returns|

What else can you expect when you work the graveyard shift??

I do hope my earlier comment wasn’t too cryptic for a modern audience.

I suppose throwing up after eating too much candy is a form of returns.

Death,take a holiday…

I can dig it. But the over time pay is killer.

Revenants! Resurrection Men! Eye-gore! It’s not safe in a cemetery on a day like this, Grim Reaper. Try watching a few episodes of Dead Like Me to calm your nerves….

What about “The Day of the Dead” ? November 1st and 2nd? The celebration with their friends and loved ones?