Herb and Jamaal by Stephen Bentley for October 04, 2023

Every week Murray goes to the synagogue and prays, “God, please let me win the lottery. Just once, please let me win the lottery.”

This goes on week after week, month after month, “God, please let me win the lottery.”

One day this majestic voice booms down from above, “Murray, meet me halfway, buy a ticket!”

Excellent advice, Rev! If you want the glory, you have to deal with the struggle.

Not religious, but I know quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite a few people who need that advice! The good Father here is why I can never hate on those with faith: There ARE good ones out there willing to help!

As has been said, The Lord helps those who help themselves.

ba dum tss

And that’s the truth!

“I don’t believe you’re tryin’ find no job! I seen you the other day, standin’ on the corner, leanin’ up against a post!”

Mic drop, reverend style! AMEN!!!

First step would be to stop spending his time praying.