Close to Home by John McPherson for October 12, 2023

I want one of those when they start playing the Mariah Carey Christmas Song!

Samples were also added to your pumpkin spice lattes in front of you

do they have eggnog flavor for the december holidays?

Available for a limited time only!

I’d want one of those. I’d want my last experience to be so bad that I don’t regret dying.

That rather looks like a “reject” button to me…

Pumpkin spice is the new bacon. :-P

In general pumpkin spice jokes don’t do much for me (they’re about as over done as pumpkin spice). This one got me laughing! Great job John!

If you click your heels and say Pumpkin Spice three times, a girl in yoga pants with a purse dog will appear!

And I thought the sign advertising pumpkin spice oil changes was going overboard!

they’re to die for

Finally Bleeb is able to think, “Targets to the left of me, targets to the right of me. What to do, what to do?. I know. first the blonde.”

That is if it’s not in their coffee already

Hey, they are way tastier than the old cinnamon flavored cyanide tablets. …so I’ve been told.

Kill me now.

Nicely done. You created one of the very few pumpkin spice gags left to make.

I always thought they were almond flavored. :)

That’s a hard pill to swallow!

Looks like they encrypted the instructions.

The ultimate pumpkin spice gag! Great job, John

Hahaha! Because of course! lol!!

The pumpkin spice really masks the almond flavor

Based on facial expressions, it looks like some in the class aren’t fans of pumpkin spice.

Pumpkin spice makes death nice…

Ha! Yum! Great incentive!

i remember when my company passed those out … i was so excited about the flavor i took mine right way!!!?

That could be the way to get rid of the bloody stuff