Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for September 30, 2023

In Alaska there is a town that celebrates the 4th of July by launching cars off of a cliff instead of shooting off fireworks. You could send it there.

The car dealerships here will sometimes have a “push, pull, tow or drag” sale where they promise to take any vehicle in any condition as a trade in. There have been some absolute wrecks that were traded in, but $50-100 is still better than nothing.

Sell it for parts….lol

That junkyard only handles the finest class-A junk.

Ha! That’s not encouraging.

A word for “worse than junk”? Gunk?

Maybe the sewage treatment plant will take it. If not, then you’re really out of luck.

Been there! I had a AMC Ambasador station wagon that was given to me. Drove it as long as I could. Came time to get rid of it I took it to the salvage yard. I was charged $35 for disposal fee. They didn’t want it, but would agree to crush it for that price.

Something tells me the charity won’t take his couch either.

Yeah, even your local PBS probably won’t take it.