Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for October 12, 2023

Does Taylor have a sister for his brother to date? THAT would be a question to stump Tank!

Gosh! Who’s going to her movie tonite? Are tickets still available?

Reminds me of that music video where she sings about wanting to date a football jock.

Welcome to the shallow end of the pool, Tank!

And at the next football game, Willie Nelson will pass out free cigarettes

Phillies slaughter Braves with 6 home runs.Bruce Harper has his home run power back.For the first half of the season he was a singles hitter(arm injury)

It’s only a matter of time before she writes a song about him.

Who is Taylor Swift that we should really give a rat’s patootie who she dates or what team she follows?

Seriously folks, there are more important considerations, like who’ll get fired first – Ron Rivera, Sean Payton, Bill Belichick, or Mike McCarthy.

The only thing worse would be if Taylor started dating Deion Sanders……

So annoying.

Thanks to Tony Romo’s insane overreaction to him turning an ankle on Sunday for proving that this is nothing but an NFL media stunt. Just like at least 90% of all Hollywood relationships are nothing but PR-led publicity stunts, this is as fake as a $3 bill. Seriously, check out Romo’s reaction. You’d think Biden, the Pope, and King Charles had all died simultaneously. Maybe add Oprah to that list. It was so over-the-top for an ankle sprain.

In more timely news, we now know who George Kittle wants to f___…