Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for October 08, 2023

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    mccollunsky  11 months ago

    But does the bagel also have pumpkin spice?

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    Yakety Sax  11 months ago

    From NOT ALWAYS RIGHT: When The Pumpkin Spice Leaves A Bitter Aftertaste

    I work as a glorified cashier in a store specializing in bundt cakes. We happen to sell mini ones the size of cupcakes, which come in dozens and are very popular. A customer calls me in late October with a complaint.

    Me: “Hello, and thank you for calling [Franchise]. This is [My Name]; how may I help you?”

    Customer: “Oh… Hi, I was just calling to place a complaint?”

    Me: “Yes, of course. Mind telling me what’s wrong? Maybe we can work it out.”

    Customer: “Um, my mom ordered a dozen bundtinis but there were no pumpkin. I was really disappointed.”

    Me: “Did your mother specifically order the pumpkin spice?”

    Customer: “I don’t know. It’s my mom. But there weren’t any and I was so disappointed.”

    Me: “Well, the regular assortment only comes with [our four most popular flavors]. Pumpkin spice is seasonal, so it’s not one of them. You have to order a custom assortment to—”

    Customer: “Can I just get a refund?”

    Me: “I’ll have to see your receipt for that to make sure you specially ordered the pumpkin.”

    Customer: “What? I don’t have that anymore! We bought those bundtinis last October!”

    Me: “…”

    Customer: “I’m calling corporate. Goodbye.”

    She hung up, and I told my manager and coworkers. It’s one of our favorite stories to tell now.

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    Zykoic  11 months ago

    Local oil change service offers pumpkin spice 10-30 oil for your car.

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    Doug K  11 months ago

    … I think maybe I’m not really thirsty (anymore).

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    bwswolf  11 months ago

    I like pumpkin pie …… And “THAT” is “IT” …… ;O

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    EXCALABUR  11 months ago

    Just give me what I ordered!

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