Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for October 04, 2023

Don’t allow the birds to “pec” @ you.

I had a boss who called staff meetings and he often started by exclaiming “I got to take a leak.” He would have us waiting while he relieved himself. This annoyed me because it was a primitive show of tribal-chief power. So one time he did this I said, “Me too.” and I followed him to the men’s room.

I never forgave him for my wet shoes……..

And don’t come back until you’re all thumped out.

“Oh, and please warn all the secretaries to avoid me until my testosterone level lowers, Miss Goodthighs.”

Thanks for the warning!!!!!

Good luck with that.

“Right after your banana break?”

I don’t see any silver on your back.

Yes Boss…

If he happens to be a zookeeper, I’d say they have a bit of a problem there.