Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 12, 2023

No matter how much nor how little Spook eats, it’s gross.

Spook, there’s your protein snack, you can search the web for a recipe

Me too….

The spider’s summer eating (= diet) could have affected the strength of its spider web silk. (Perhaps not enough protein in her diet.)

Now the spider will have to make a New Web Site for himself.

Payback….today!!!

Probably filled up on spook’s lice.

A fat spider? that is gross.

Got too obese for your web there, pal?

A talking spider. Kill it! Kill it!

Careful, Corpulent Spider. Renfield is only one cell over. nomnomnom

“The itsy bitsy spider climbed up….” Oh wait. Wrong story arc.

I thought spiders always landed on their feet. Or, is that cats?

On a strict fly diet I see

And with Thanksgiving (for those in the USA) on it’s way, too…

Okay, now that I’m thinking about fat spiders I gotta think about Elvis. …sorry

Did the spider eat too mnay fruit flies?

I would have thought that the Spook would have thought the spider to be lucky….

How embarrassing this must be for the spider.

Hurry Spook, warm protein…

Spook has a nice, warm, fat snack.