Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 12, 2023

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    C  9 months ago

    Get a life

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    Tigressy  9 months ago

    Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

    What’s your plan?

    Since our plans are almost every time crushed into smithereens: Why bother making them anymore?

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    j_m_kuehl  9 months ago

    you’re a teenage boy, go to your bedroom

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    GROG Premium Member 9 months ago

    Stick ‘em where the sun don’t shine.

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    Macushlalondra  9 months ago

    Do what we did before there were phones or the internet. Twiddle ’em.

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    basspro  9 months ago

    Take a minute or two and you will think of “Thumb-thing.”

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    Just-me  9 months ago

    Yeah, my dad always had a substitute activity if he’d run out of patience with me and taken away my radio or something. Usually such pleasant tasks as cleaning out the grease trap, shoveling out the barn, etc. There wouldn’t have been any question as to what I was supposed to do with my thumbs.

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    raybarb44  9 months ago

    The first sign of recognizing that you may be obsessed with your device….

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    KEA  9 months ago

    twiddle

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    bilbrlsn  9 months ago

    Hitchhike. Keep hitching until you find yourself hiding behind the chainsaws from a guy in a white mask named Mike.

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    pearlyqim  9 months ago

    Sad but true!

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    Time to hone your survival skills.

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    aussie399 Premium Member 6 months ago

    1. Spread your legs.2. Put your hand under your ar5e with thumb up3. Sit quickly.4. Repeat for other hand

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