Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 18, 2023

Too bad you couldn’t keep it to yourself

It was probably a rerun.

Wish that would happen to me.

How boring is it?

I had a dream. The year was 2023. It’s a world where Donald Trump was once the president and still claims that he still is. He’s spewing off all kinds of nonsense about windmills, whales, toilets, forests – rake them or dampen them, injecting bleach to cure a disease, he claims Jeb Bush was once the president, can’t tell the difference between agent orange and napalm even though he’s “smarter than the generals,” can redirect hurricanes with a sharpie and a map and supports political violence. He has 91 felony charges against him, lost a couple of civil suits, was impeached twice and is running for president again and has millions of followers including Republicans in the House of Representatives and in the Senate.

That’s the last time I’ll eat a whole pepperoni pizza immediately before going to bed. I’m taking two aspirin and going back to sleep.

I think it’s time for a modern-day rendition of Rip Van Winkle.

Too often, I wake up with an old song in my head…“I had too much to dream last night, I’m not ready to see the light.”

“I dreamed you didn’t talk in my sleep.”

V.E.M. Vapid Eye Movement

Sounds wonderful to me.

I wish I could have a dream so boring I can’t wake up from it. It’s better than being awake in the world the way it is now.