JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 16, 2023

Yeah! Halloween Story?

An origin story of the sock-ness monster

Does Eastern State Penitentiary have anything to do with this? It is considered haunted, and is used for ghost tours this time of year. It closed as a prison in 1971, but has been preserved as a museum.

Because the story is a “Thriller”?

“How I Met Your Mummy..”

The actual story is very good. After Marcy’s Dad dies and Joe arrives at her house to comfort her with a million doubts in his head, she answers the door and says, “I knew you’d come.” Makes me tear up every time.

[singing] Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you!

[singing] Hey there, little red riding hood, you sure are looking good! You’re everything a big bad wolf could want!

This I gotta see

Oh, this should be fun!

The hair on the back of my neck just stood up this could be good!

Joe, you lie, you to fell for each other in school. You were Marcy’s comfort when her dad died.

Let Svengoolie tell it

And it will be 100% true!