The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for October 25, 2023

“What was that he said to you? she asked.

“He said, Boy, never fight until you have to. But when it’s time to fight, you fight like you’re the third monkey on the ramp at Noah’s Ark… and brother, it’s startin’ to rain.”

She grinned, “That’s it. You even got the voice right.”

We were both quiet for a minute.

“I’m gonna miss the old son of a b*tch,” she muttered.

There used to be 27 letters in the alphabet, but Noah really had to get going round about zebra.

Had a boss who said she didn’t need to know what we did to lead us. She had come from the airline industry. Explained a lot. Gone in 6 months!

So he’s saying airlines are fictional??

So this was the first case of overbooking? Leaving all those other people and animals at the dock, to catch the next ark?

As long as she doesn’t have a line about having to wait for the pilot to sober up…

Ah yes, the Holy Roller Cruise Lines, leaving their passengers low and wet once again.

Someone has had a recent bad experience.

Marsupials would have to have their pouches scanned, horned animals would have to remove their horns for security reasons and camel humps could only contain 3.4 ounces of water.

Time and tide wait for no one. But the airlines make everybody else wait.