In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for October 19, 2023

“Can I get one with no salt and fat free?”

Looks like the stands are empty, so he’s going to clean up.

I’ll take two.

Salt, sugar and GMO soy.

I’ll have none of that.

You should get some sweet nothings for your sweetheart.

You can get it plain with nothing on top or a little nothing on the side.

Sadly, if you get it here in the stadium, you can’t get it for nothing.

Gluten free, too.

You can’t get nothing for nothing.

Yo!

Looks like he’s selling to the right people, too.

Yooo

No peanuts here!

That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it

Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free

Bolony

What hasn’t been genetically modified these days? By definition.

Looks like it’s free-range too.

There’s nothing like good ballpark food, and this is nothing like good ballpark food.

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