I don’t need a job. I am retired, but I am looking for work. Therefore I can be snarky on interviews. So when I am asked “Are you willing to put in overtime?” I respond, “How often is overtime required and how much is it? What is the hourly expectation for this job?”
I can then relax for the rest of the interview knowing that they won’t make an offer.
cracker65 11 months ago
Hahahaha. Yea right.
sevaar777 11 months ago
No, peon. I get paid as much as 400 plus of you. And I don’t do squat, but hey, keep believing those lies how I deserve it all, and you, not so much.
stillfickled Premium Member 11 months ago
I still say there’s no such thing as 110%
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 11 months ago
Oh my sweet summer child.
6odc2pemgb55 11 months ago
I once had a manager tell me “You do what we pay you to do, and that’s not good enough“
Direwolf 11 months ago
I was thinking more like 75%.
garcoa 11 months ago
If you work 110%, then I can work 90%. (OK, the math doesn’t quite work, but close enough.)
Drag0nr1der 11 months ago
Should be 2 women in that shot. Women are rarely compensated the same as their male counterparts.
Geophyzz 11 months ago
I once said pretty much the same thing, and was fired at the end of the day.
dflak 11 months ago
I don’t need a job. I am retired, but I am looking for work. Therefore I can be snarky on interviews. So when I am asked “Are you willing to put in overtime?” I respond, “How often is overtime required and how much is it? What is the hourly expectation for this job?”
I can then relax for the rest of the interview knowing that they won’t make an offer.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 11 months ago
Don’t be spending it before you get it.
PoodleGroomer 11 months ago
100% is operating within design limits. 110% subjects to stress beyond design and causes reduced MTBF and possibly catastrophic failure beyond repair.
ragsarooni Premium Member 11 months ago
Guess again,mope….
bilbrlsn 11 months ago
And not a single one of them ever asked “Of what?”.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
Oh, you’re too much!!
Ji535m 11 months ago
Yeah, sure thing!
cuzinron47 11 months ago
You aren’t very good at math are you.
Spacetech 11 months ago
Never work for free. Only a Fool does..