Eek! by Scott Nickel for October 06, 2023

The power of evil compels her….blah blah blah

“He tops our Sales Charts again! He’s really sinking his teeth into this job!”

I’m sorry, but didn’t you see my no soliciting sign?

I thought vampires had to be invited in by someone’s “own free will?”

Bloodsucker!

It’s a two-point plan.

Look at her face. She’s a goner. :)

How could the Count stoop so low?…

But that trick never works.

Dracula gestured hypnotically…, and completed another sale, making him SalesVampire of the Month and earning a raise large enough to help him keep up his bizarre wardrobe….

Must be an energy vampire.