Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for October 08, 2023

Dewey? Of the famous law firm Dewey, Cheatum and Howe?

Prehensile hair? No. Just thousands of tiny muscles surrounding the follicles. Only that one Marvel Immortal had prehensile hair, and that was controlled by some sort of psychokinesis.

His hair resemble goosebumps. When you get scared they get so big they look like terrycloth.

Yeah, I’ve had those moments. Finally decided to try the repair myself. 6 hrs and $100 later and it was as good as new.

Ha! At least the 50 point inspection was free. That’s how they get you.

In the UK, there is a standard inward-whistle-through-the-teeth the mechanic will sound before telling you “It’s the chips, you can’t get the chips. They’re made on Mars, init? And since the embargo …”

I wish we had cartoon hair in real life!

Car engine is caught in a snare, soon Norm will be zooming without a care.

And what would it be if we didn’t include the duct tape and super glue?

Shock-do

Hairy situation

I’ll tell you how for the exact sum of your estimate!