Herb and Jamaal by Stephen Bentley for October 18, 2023

Longer conversation than I will have with a telemarketer.

“No” is the shortest sentence in the English language. “I do” is the longest.

When I get these call, I like to answer in German.

Who answers the phone anymore without knowing who’s calling?

I never answer robocalls. I know it’s a robocall when it says “POTENTIAL SPAM”.