Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 23, 2023

Frankenstein’s monster: “You’re a real piece of work.”

Howling out loud! So, so great.

Werewolf: “You have dog breath!”

Or just a typical day with my wife.

[two mummies] “That’s a wrap!”

[two werewolves] “Your hair is perfect!”

[two witches] “Do I have to spell it out for you?!?”

[two witches] “What do you wand from me?!?”

I’d bolt to you anyway.

Frankenstein.

In the Black Lagoon: “You’re looking a little green around the gills”.

lmao .. clever one today.

Mummy: “You’re all wrapped up in work!”

should wrap it up with a mummy

You could shorten some of them up and they would still work:

“You’re dead!” … “You suck!” … “You got nothin’.”

Clever! I like it!

I guess the appropriate response in all 4 panels would be, “Gee, thanks!”

Vampires – You have bats you your belfry!

Monsters are cute when they’re puny.

“Air head”

Compliments will get you everywhere!

Everyone have a monstrously good time on Halloween!

Mummy: You’re too tightly-wound.

Mummy: You’re all wrapped up in yourself.

When did “affirmation” become a substitute for “affection”?

so what do the really scary ones say … you know the CEO’s and their minions the politicians

that’s the spirit!