Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 26, 2023

I used to have a holstered gun on my belt. It was always a problem in those public restrooms. A guy in the next stall tried to reach in and grab it once.

Pee me a fountain.

At least you will never run out of toilet paper.

Bandage lady, make sure you don’t leave any loose ends hanging where your neighbor can reach them… her stall may be out of paper.

She’s not wrong. Only thing worse is a wet one-piece swimsuit.

Toot- enkhamun

i believe this is Justin Timberlake in costume. since the book came out

If you know a few bars, can you sing it?

He’s so wrapped up in his own problems be-gauze his mummy wound him too tight!

You should try it in a WKRP carp costume

It is a wee bit of a problem

You just have to get naked every time you use the restroom.

Jumpsuits are a fashion don’t, especially if you have to use the restroom. Never wore one as I did not want to strip in a restroom and drag/drop the material into the yukiness on the floor, then put it back on again: GROSS.

“Hey, hurry up in there!!”

“Hold on, I’m Ahmose done!!”

Pee me a river. The river Nile. Or denial if that’s your 10th beer.

WHAT DID YOU SAY IN RESPONSE TO MY COMMENT, STEPHEN GILBERT?

Mummies don’t need TP from the looks of it.

Ah, bathroom stalls. I thought it was a changing room.