Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for October 11, 2023

Make sure you use protection.

You’ll know how it’ll go if he charges by the minute or the second.

I hope he has his briefs on under there.

He will be f*cked alright.

He wants a bite of your apple

Hands you back the peel

He’s fresh out of law school

He’s got a license to steal

Bedside manner…did not get that in school.

I’m not sure he’s ready for the subpoena.

Nolo contendere.

It’ll be your last too!