Some of our friends who had been to Europe told us we were barbarians because we didn’t have a bidet and now that we have one that’s what we say to our friends who don’t have one.
Eating tilapia makes you a barbarian, a savage and, most of all, a person with poor taste. Tilapia is like chicken nuggets, crap for the masses so what wine to drink with it is irrelevant.
Magic Brain about 1 year ago
At least he didn’t bring a bottle of mead, by Crom!
Havel about 1 year ago
Conan, the Epicurean.
Knightman Premium Member about 1 year ago
Yeah!!! And whats for dessert???
Sir Isaac about 1 year ago
Some of our friends who had been to Europe told us we were barbarians because we didn’t have a bidet and now that we have one that’s what we say to our friends who don’t have one.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
When he asks for ice cubes I’m outta here!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 1 year ago
Conan speaks with corked tongue.
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
What is best in life? “To crush your waiters, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their bosses.”
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
He’ll eat the tilapia, but he Shiraz hell ain’t drinking the wine.
buer about 1 year ago
Eating tilapia makes you a barbarian, a savage and, most of all, a person with poor taste. Tilapia is like chicken nuggets, crap for the masses so what wine to drink with it is irrelevant.