Some of our friends who had been to Europe told us we were barbarians because we didn’t have a bidet and now that we have one that’s what we say to our friends who don’t have one.
Eating tilapia makes you a barbarian, a savage and, most of all, a person with poor taste. Tilapia is like chicken nuggets, crap for the masses so what wine to drink with it is irrelevant.
Magic Brain 12 months ago
At least he didn’t bring a bottle of mead, by Crom!
Havel 12 months ago
Conan, the Epicurean.
Knightman Premium Member 12 months ago
Yeah!!! And whats for dessert???
Sir Isaac 12 months ago
Some of our friends who had been to Europe told us we were barbarians because we didn’t have a bidet and now that we have one that’s what we say to our friends who don’t have one.
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
When he asks for ice cubes I’m outta here!
Zen-of-Zinfandel 12 months ago
Conan speaks with corked tongue.
ChessPirate 12 months ago
What is best in life? “To crush your waiters, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their bosses.”
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
He’ll eat the tilapia, but he Shiraz hell ain’t drinking the wine.
buer 12 months ago
Eating tilapia makes you a barbarian, a savage and, most of all, a person with poor taste. Tilapia is like chicken nuggets, crap for the masses so what wine to drink with it is irrelevant.