Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 01, 2023

change the bulb for CFL

Have you tried sunscreen?

Impressive.

Fridge-it Jones.

Those cheeks are looking a bit rosy. Maybe they’re getting too cold instead of tanned.

That is a bright light……don’t need the tanning booth!

Wear one of those leftover covid masks. They work equally well for fridge bulb tans.

Another couple of days and you will be Garfield Orange Aunty.

What kind of bulb you got in there, Honey???

This reminds me of an old quantum dilemma. Is the refrigerator light off when the door is closed? Until observed, it is in both a state of on and off.

You keep your pizza in the frig?

I haven’t heard that one since Paul Williams did it on the Johnny Carson show.

Join the club…

It would take about 15 years of direct contact with the bulb – maybe. Or does she have a tanning lamp in the fridge? I have heard of putting one over the shaving mirror but never the refrigerator.

I tried to tell her that a 500 Watt Bulb in the Fridge was too bright.

That pizza looks like it’s been ironed