Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 26, 2023

Sitting, kneeling or passed out?

Whether you’re on the toilet or on the floor, cuddling it.

Or when you wake up with a horrific hangover and find out you didn’t use the loo.

Change that to “You never know how drunk you WERE until, the day after, you have to clean the bathroom.”

Calling Ralph on the big white phone. I heard her say something about a Buick.

Drunk in the shower with two… can be nice… So I’ve heard. Nuff said.

I don’t find it funny at all.

Hope you make it!

I’ve been so drunk that the most comfortable place to sleep was the bathroom floor. I still hated to get up the next day.

Depends on what you use it for Aunty.

“Lez she, y did i come inhere? Oh, yeah…”

[HORK!]

I remember a party I went to where I had to use the bathroom. I opened the door and the floor was just covered in puke, so I had to “go” outside (not to hurl…)

I don’t pray to the porcelain god anymore, but I’ll be there a while emptying a 12-pack.

You never know how drunk you were until you see photos of you blowing bubbles. Bubbles is your dog.

Do not start singing.

swaying while trying to aim. yup, don’t miss those days at all…

It’s when you can no longer tell the difference between the Toilet and the Bathtub that you are in Real Trouble!

Or toilet