Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 24, 2023

Aha! I knew it!!!

They can, indeed.

What too many people lose sight of is that they are there for our safety. They get extensive training in it. They even go down the slides so they know what to tell passengers to expect (like it’s a giant cat tongue, so kiss your pantyhose goodbye, take off your spike heels so you don’t puncture the slide, et cetera). The flight attendants can get everyone out in 90 seconds or less. Food service and such is a courtesy and a selling point. Yes, they even learn how to manage a delivery.

With good-looking men, in her younger, single years, she might have been tempted to ask, “Coffee, Tea, or Me?”

The visual is fine …..save your voice!!!!!

Never saw a fat airline stewardess/attendant in all my years of flying. And none looked like Aunty. Whew – thanks goodness.

Yep. Nice way of saying “thanks for flying with us”

That’s hilarious!!

I doubt it in your case, you’d be spending the whole flight drinking the wine off the refreshments cart.

Aunty, who are you trying to kid. You a flight attendant? What next, are you going to tell us how tough it is to be a Nobel Prize Winner?

Trailer park flight attendant talking trash?

the middle-aged flight attendant who stood on a seat (in her shoes, of course), whacking at the projector to try to get it to work remains in memory, for some reason…

Flight attendants have a difficult job. All are well trained to handle emergencies whether abuse, rude adults, screaming children, mental and medical emergencies, etc.