Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 14, 2023

LOL!

boy – those been collecting sand for ages

I used to put my hands flat on the floor and just hang out. It freaked the doctors out.

Looks like 2 old high top gym socks with wet sand in the toes…

Tripping hazard!

… Thereby imitating the She-wolf that suckled Romulus and Remus.

https://en.m.wikipedia.Org/wiki/Capitoline_Wolf

She’s going to need extra support.. It’s time to call for the underwire =⁠-⁠O

Works for me

It has been a while since I’ve sent my sister one of these jokes. I’ve already sent her the T-shirt that says, ’I have furniture disease; my chest fell into my drawers years ago."

On the other hand, she sent me a T-shirt and refrigerator magnet that reads, “Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.”

Honesty is not always the best policy!

Do your boobs hang low?

Can you swing ’em to and fro?

Can you tie ’em in a knot?

Can you tie ’em in a bow?

Can you swing ’em over your shoulder?

Like a regimental soldier

Do your boobs hang low?

Do your boobs hang low?

Can you swing ’em to and fro?

Can you tie ’em in a knot?

Can you tie ’em in a bow?

Do you get a painful feeling?

When you throw ’em at the ceiling

Do your boobs hang low?

Do your boobs hang low?

Can you swing ’em to and fro?

Can you tie ’em in a knot?

Can you tie ’em in a bow?

Do they get real sore?

When you drag ’em cross the floor

Do your boobs hang low?

Yesterday I watched Young Sheldon for the first time ever. His fat dad said, “I may have big boobs, but I’m still a man”. Ha ha ha.

Aunty’s date calendar is not booked up.

What does an older woman have between her boobs that a younger woman doesn’t? A navel.

Hang ten, baby!

Reason number 78 why I am glad I’m not a girl. Not that all my parts are as they were 60 years ago.

I’d like to see that.

I’m not quite that bad (yet)

Watch your step, Aunty!!!

It’s a sight to behold.

We can vouch for that, we’ve seen her in her undies.

Let’s not forget that not only women’s bodies change with age.