Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 21, 2023

Right behind you!

That’s tempting.

Do you have any apples?

I can resist anything except temptation.

I’m gonna deliver you from evil.

She already knows the way, so you don’t have to lead.

Are you going to Vanity Fair? Don’t let your Bunyans slow you down. Take the next on-ramp for the Road to Perdition.

We’re all familiar…

She doesn’t need to be led. She doesn’t even need the temptation (to get herself into trouble).

Bible says to stick to the Old Paths of straight and narrow. Leave those short cuts alone and for the foolish.

Okay. Let me get my flask and a mask.

I am an atheist, and I would not make a joke out of a religious statement.

Lead me not into temptation – I can find it myself!

I can’t handle temptation anymore, so go on without me. I’ll see if I can scrap up the bail money.

All I need is someone to say Chocolate Chocolate (my favorite store) and I will follow them anywhere.

………lead me to evil!

I can resist anything except Temptation.