Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 26, 2023

NO! Go get the toilet paper, lady!

Check to see if they’re on, first.

Loud and deadly!

My brother wants to make an album of musical fart sounds.

I strongly suspect there is a YouTube channel called “Funny F@rts.” Am I right?

OK, old joke time.

Two schoolboys are in an argument. One says, “W-O-O-M.” The other says “W-H-O-O-M.”

A woman walks by and says, “It’s spelled W-O-M-B.”

The first boy says, “Do you suppose she’s right?”

The second one says, “I don’t think so. She doesn’t seem to be the type to ever have heard an elephant fart.”

Silent but deadly.

That would be a nice holiday present!!!!!!

Poor Walt

Sorry Aunty, that wasn’t an SBD, it was a LAD, (Loud And Deadly).

Either way, the nose knows.

Where’s the dog when you need him?!

In a similar vein:

A woman tells her doctor, “Doctor, I have this problem with constantly farting. But the good thing is they don’t smell and they’re silent.” The doctor gives her a prescription for pills and tells her to come back in a week.

A week later, when she sees the doctor again, she says, “Doctor, what was in those pills you prescribed? My farts smell terrible now!”

The doctor replies, “Okay, now that we’ve cleared up your sinus congestion, let’s work on your hearing problems.”