FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 07, 2023

Covid 19?

She knows you well enough, Jason.

Textually Transmitted Disease

“Practice Safe Text”.

An e-mail with a virus attached… that’s SO late 20th century.

Not to worry, guys; that question has baffled mind even better than yours.

Reporter: “Is the anything you don’t understand?”

Stephen Hawking: “Women. I have no idea about women.”

She must have opened it and caught it

Wonder what he said in the email.

Some malware automatically sends an infected email to all your email contacts without you knowing what it has done, unless you check your ‘sent’ folder.

Why does she think Jason sent it? Because he’s a troll.

A better question is: how does he know her email address?

Some two decades ago, the virus scanner on email flagged a message. It was from someone I never heard of. After some checking, I found the message had come from a relative. The virus was using her address book twice per message: Once to find a recipient (target), and the other to spoof the source of the message.

CoVirtual-19?

Blow a bubble again, Eileen.

Jason, next time, check your id codes before sending…

I think Eileen is profiling