FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 16, 2023

uh oh …

I suspect Jason is going to find out how wax tastes, too.

Ewwwwwwe

i used to bake a LOT. kids came home one day and yelled “COOKIES”, went straight to the kitchen. it was my new candle. 20 years later, they still won’t let me forget. they took my candle away too

Candles should be seen and not smelled.

Wouldn’t a scented candle be more of a “Paige” thing?

Wouldn’t a scented candle be more of a Paige thing?

I love eggplant.

I would rather eat the candle than eggplant.

Eggplant loaf is easy to make. Just don’t give it any work to do.

The kids are always hoping for a decent meal.

Andy’s going to remove all traces of Christmas spirit with her cooking!

This won’t end well.

With what Mom serves it’s no wonder Peter is so skinny

Eggplant loaf shaped cookies? Probably not

Might want to eat the candle there Peter…

Going to be a lot of eggplant soup.

Some of those candles are great. I mean, great smelling not…

Never mind.