Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for October 18, 2023

It will take a genius to find all those missing socks!

I’d say that I would follow Einstein’s lead to solve my missing sock problem, but it gets too cold here…

He could’ve just worn mismatched socks. What was he thinking? Jeez

His theory of relativity was evolved while visiting some relatives.

no socks with a suit is pretty trendy now – he was ahead of his time…

this one just plain socks

A hairy male ankle is soooo attractive.

Bring back sandals on guys. No. Really. Much sexier than sweaty shoes with no socks.

HA! And he never let it defeet him.

I just buy bulk bags of the same socks. Two kinds, white for everyday and black for work. No sorting involved, and when one goes missing (or gets too holey) I just toss the extra into the drawer until the next one.

Or maybe, Albert, they disappeared into a worm hole," courtesy of Mr. Wriggly, who’s sitting in your laundry basket?

This is why I have 30 single socks, all black ankle socks, but no pairs.

Einstein should have known that the missing socks went to the planet of Left Socks.

Mr. Wiggly: While Mr. Einstein is wondering about a black hole, Mr. Wiggly is on top of his clothes dropping little “worm things” as a joke! That Wiggster. Always the life of the party!