Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 26, 2023

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    Ubintold  about 1 year ago

    Well, at least he’s not a Great Pumpkin.

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    win.45mag  about 1 year ago

    What can a double stack pumpkin man do ? Fall on you and jab your eye with a carrot ? Although, lighting his own candle in the trashcan is pretty cool.

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    ddl297  about 1 year ago

    Probably scares the bleep out of the local raccoons!

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    RobinHood  about 1 year ago

    But if you placed him in a sincere Pumpkin Patch, he might become Great.

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    Sounds like the plot of an 80’s horror film…

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    Out of the Past  about 1 year ago

    Kind of like AARP ads.

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    Not if you compost him instead.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    I think someone’s just punkin’ him.

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    Bryan Henderson  about 1 year ago

    Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 1 year ago

    Ralph and June need to find out who does this to Norm every year.

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