F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 24, 2023

So, if a foreign object is about to strike one’s head must we now yell, “FLOOTY-POOT!!!”

Funny thing for a duck to call a kid…

Hmm. Neologisms are a possible sign of schizophrenia or brain disease. That would be a bad smackerack.

Take it up with Adam!

Kids bruh…

When he sees one coming, he can warn others in a Gomer Pyle kinda way, “Flooty-Poot! Flooty-Poot!” … “Flooty-Poot! Flooty-Poot!” …

Sounds like someone read “Frindle”.

The kid looks like he’s getting ready to pee on the lawn.

Well people are redefining words all the time now so why not create new words for things?

He can grow up and have a job naming new pharmaceutical drugs.

Play him Man Gave Names to all the Animals by Bob Dylan

Londo Mollari, Centauri ambassador to Babylon 5, was at a loss for words. He asked his research staff what those Earth animals were that had feathers, webbed feet and quacked. Vir Cotto, his assistant, thought for a moment and replied “Cats”. Londo then used the word “cats” in his sentence.

Can you say flooty poot in mixed company?

In context, Adam only named the animals in the Garden, not all animals everywhere, so I doubt he ever encountered (much less named) pandas, koalas, etc.

Ah, entitlement. And so it begins…….

And come crashing down on him when his first teacher corrects him while the entire class roars in laughter.

i went to school with Flute Pooty