Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 19, 2023

Save me a seat kids! And, the dog(s) are always right by your feet. My cousin had one that would sit by my Goddaughter when she was small and I swear her droppings never touched the floor. They got hoovered straight out of the air and down that dog’s stomach!

My family has banned politics at family gatherings. Anyone who breaks the rule gets to finish eating out on the back porch.

The kids laugh and make each blow milk out their noses. The adults get mad and spew political opinions out their @sses.

I hated being at the kids table too. I actually liked discussing politics when I was young.

I’m thankful we don’t do that and we’ve never had a separate kids table

And what do you do with pumpkin pie?

Men talk about autos, women about anything except autos….!

Oh. My. Gawd. JELLO??? On of the worst/funniest arguments I ever witnessed was between a bunch of southern gals and a bunch of midwestern gals as to the “correct” place of Jello . Southerners were absolutely adamant that jello was the worst of the fast foods for the masses with no class at all; Midwesterners were absolutely adamant that Jello could be a sacred placeholder at ANY lunch/dinner/supper. . .

Don’t people have lives to talk about?

With other cousins the same age my grandma had a tie breaker by looking at school report cards for the first marking period for a single opening at the adult table.

can I join your kids table… :p

Absolutely

Be sure to bring up politics at Thanksgiving dinner. It’s going to save you money on Christmas gifts. Follow me for more holiday tips.

Lucky kids…..

Sometimes, adults act like children

I hated the kids’ table because it was in the cold basement heated only by a fireplace.

Not at my house