Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 15, 2023

Things overheard in public restroom…

I love the artwork.

If there’s anything worse than a farting voodoo doll, it’s someone who steals penknife warmers before breakfast.

That’s a good point about the voodoo dolls. I had never considered whether they might be reused.

Things heard on the Doc Martin set.

A colorful neighborhood but all anyone can do is gripe about all the petty BS!

Those aren’t pins.

Everyone here is in stitches.

Store clerks at Spencer’s Gifts were amazed when the three of them all arrived at exactly the same time, later that afternoon.

penknife warmers sounds like a hot gift item.

Do you have a doll for that farting evangelist?

Let She among you who has not penned verb the first noun.

Grafetti be sandblasted like my 68 Dodge.

There’s nothing worse than facing perky word wall art in your breakfast nook on a morning when you’re hungover.

I trade my slightly used freezing buns warmer for your penknife warmer.

Don’t pin your hopes on reusing that voodoo doll!

Where else can you find voodoo dolls, breakfast nook wall art, and penknife warmers in one comic? Dunno, but the only thing missing of note was the

anal-ular (sic) eclipse yesterday …!

( lame )

I’m an evangelist for gas, even if does cause global warming.

Maybe you have to get new voodoo pins. What about using the same pins in a different doll. These are important, unanswered questions.

Thank you! I always wondered what my neighbors were thinking – when they weren’t specifically plotting against me.

Another vote against word wall art. I miss the Demotivators.

Re evangelists: “Some people say that a preacher won’t steal but I caught 3 in my corn field.”—American folk song

A cubist town.

Wait. Are the Voodoo doll pins making the Evangelist fart?

Another Pleasant Valley Sunday. Wait, does that look like a mountain town?

After all, perky word wall art is now considered cheugy.

Such picayune preoccupations these colorful Patchwork Town folk have! Really, who else frets over penknife warmers, reusable voodoo dolls, and breakfast nook graffiti? Farting evangelists, maybe….