Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 13, 2009
October 12, 2009
October 14, 2009
Transcript:
Man: I just shooed a big canada goose off our lawn with a rake, and he attacked me! Woman: Gee, do you suppose it was because he was riding his own business and some idiot came at him with a rake.
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lippone over 14 years ago
Kudos to using the correct name for that bird.
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
Should have had goose for dinner.
gtsagan over 14 years ago
He should have ducked.
cdward over 14 years ago
If she knew what Canada Geese do to your lawn, she probably would have yelled at him to get rid of the thing.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Shotgun, not rake. Read your lawn owner’s manual.
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
I wouldn’t like to be goosed with a rake either…
James Lindley Premium Member over 14 years ago
Instead of “minding his own business” he was “doing his business” all over the lawn. Be careful where you step now.