Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 28, 2023

“Teenage Mutant Ninja Tabbies.”

It’s a Bird… It’s a Plane…no matter what – Catzilla ate it both!

Now, where’s Clifford?

It’s a catastrophe! (and I don’t mean Garfields butt mounted on a plaque)

Invite dear old dad to go outside to play catch.

Cats are already colossal killers. They kill stuff just for Show and Tell.

Hollywood studios are in a bidding war for the movie rights for this one!

Get ready for HUGE hair balls.

How’d you like to clean THAT litter box?

I take it he hasn’t been outside recently or at all.

Jeremy said it’s more than just a gut feline.

Why do some parents ignore their kids cry for help? LOL

Jeremy had a funny feline something was up.

Oh, I do like Mrs. Grunwald! My childhood fantasy was to lead a clowder of giant cats and rid the world of animal and child abusers.

Cats are already colossal killers:

In North America, cats are second only to habitat loss as the largest human-related cause of bird deaths. It’s estimated that cats kill 1.3–4 billion birds each year in the U.S. alone, with 69% of these kills attributable to feral or unowned cats.- Cornell Labs

“But Dad I can’t make this stuff up.”

A mad cat lady scientist

I cashed out a customer today who said she has 14 cats.