Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for October 17, 2023

You’re never “aloan” no matter what.

You should hear the things that come out of your mouth

Ask for an advance against the will.

“Mom, I’ve given up on men. I’m going to marry my cell phone. And it expects you to pay for the wedding.”

21th generation!

As long as she has apps for “DoorDash”, streaming services and Bluetooth activated “adult” toys on that cell phone, then she’s all set.

She’s gonna make it after all…the money is sent.

You can start by figuring out how relying on your Mom for money makes you independent.

When you start wearing a bra, I start sending you money…