Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 11, 2023

What is that book she’s reading it’s a mystery

It might be a Playgirl Magazine hidden between the pages of a dictionary.

Life: it beats the alternative.

Oh, I certainly can relate this morning to Broomies definition. sigh

It’s either a game or a breakfast cereal.

Life’s a b*tch—everyone knows that.

Broomie’s definition works for me.

Chaotic…

Life is what happens between birth and death.

Describing life: that’s easy. It’s a bowl of cherries.

A defunct magazine, that featured photographs.Then (joined with “Time”) published a series of educational books.

So life is gnarly ?

Wow, she didn’t even have to go to a mountain top guru for that.

Better than pushing daisies

It’s great to be alive!

What dictionary is that from? I like it.

I respect Broomie’s use of the dictionary as well as her adjective, “gnarly”; both will do, Gaylord. Don’t be such a prissy bird!

as a hardcore descriptivist, i love this; Gaylord asked how Broomy would describe her life, so she looked it up in a dictionary.. good form, Broomy =)