I was at a car dealer for an oil change tuesday. CHEAPEST car dealer in the world! They had a crappy little coffee maker in the waiting roon WITH a big sign saying “For employees only”, the vending machine I swiped my card 4 times and got charged 4 times and got nothing. DIDN’T even have water available. I’m fighting the CC charges. Oil change took 2 1/2 hours
Oh my this is so far out of left field I almost lost my coffee on the first panel!!! Visuals of Brutus in yoga pants sitting cross legged on a mat keep bouncing in my head. Hilarious!
That could help if you have an upset stomach but deep down inside in your persona, it wont have much of an effect. Yoga might help in dealing with the boss and others in his life. I wish him good luck and success, but don’t forget to pray, it can get you help and peace from an even higher source……
When all is said and done, you have to admit that Veeblefester has a sense of humor. It’s a little dry and frequently insulting but he does have sharp quick wit.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 11 months ago
Namaste, Brutus.
Baarorso 11 months ago
He’ll never get “inner tranquility” as long as you’re his boss, Chiefey! ;P
Ahuehuete 11 months ago
A growing bank balance gives Veeble inner tranquility.
The dude from FL Premium Member 11 months ago
I was at a car dealer for an oil change tuesday. CHEAPEST car dealer in the world! They had a crappy little coffee maker in the waiting roon WITH a big sign saying “For employees only”, the vending machine I swiped my card 4 times and got charged 4 times and got nothing. DIDN’T even have water available. I’m fighting the CC charges. Oil change took 2 1/2 hours
The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago
Tummmmmms…
dbrucepm 11 months ago
ease up on the coffee and the edginess caffeine can cause
Just-me 11 months ago
Is Veeblefester suggesting our Hero use a proton pump inhibitor like Prilosec?
GROG Premium Member 11 months ago
You may as well seek the pot of gold under the rainbow.
preacherman Premium Member 11 months ago
That’s not bad advice, Brutus. Antacids are a lot easier than a cobra or full lotus position.
Jeffin Premium Member 11 months ago
I’m a pro biotic. Oh, wait that’s yogurt.
Chris 11 months ago
I’m sure he has to no oval… perhaps something stronger. How about jumbo sized mint. :D
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 11 months ago
Go with the inner tranquility Brutus .
Daltongang Premium Member 11 months ago
Brutus taking up Yoga is like a showing a silent movie to a blind person.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 11 months ago
Brutus much more likely to be seeking his inner pizza.
ChessPirate 11 months ago
“Downward-Dog or Downward-Dog not, there is no try.”
“Yoga, not Yoda.”
“Oh, never mind…”
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 11 months ago
Oh my this is so far out of left field I almost lost my coffee on the first panel!!! Visuals of Brutus in yoga pants sitting cross legged on a mat keep bouncing in my head. Hilarious!
cuzinron47 11 months ago
Anti-acids don’t seem to work in this toxic environment.
raybarb44 11 months ago
That could help if you have an upset stomach but deep down inside in your persona, it wont have much of an effect. Yoga might help in dealing with the boss and others in his life. I wish him good luck and success, but don’t forget to pray, it can get you help and peace from an even higher source……
MuddyUSA Premium Member 11 months ago
@ – the dude from Fl – Go get ‘em Tiger!
Buckeye67 11 months ago
When all is said and done, you have to admit that Veeblefester has a sense of humor. It’s a little dry and frequently insulting but he does have sharp quick wit.
ArcticFox Premium Member 11 months ago
That’s a rancid suggestion.
T... 11 months ago
Absolutely perfect Chip! Great art and the libretto is perfect and funny…
Moonkey Premium Member 11 months ago
I don’t suppose we will get to see Brutus try a yoga class? He could turn into a pretzel and then fall asleep on someone else’s mat.
Chris Sherlock 11 months ago
The Chief’s suggestion could be a good one, depending on why Brutus is seeking inner tranquility.